Oops! All Stonks
OOPS mascot surfing a bowl of candlestick cereal
PART OF A COMPLETELY UNBALANCED BREAKFAST

OOPS!
ALL STONKS.

A balanced breakfast of unbalanced positions.

OOPS / StonksBNB MAINNET

Stonks fees → OOPS buybacks & burns

TOKEN CONTRACT · CA
0x3de5eb839a7aaf2ae04b6514ae4a3b5a2cba2757
Token on BscScan ↗Verify Stonks token ↗Open on Brew ↗

Native Brew buybacks and burns. No direct holder payouts.

BREAKFAST ON BREW What’s in the box?
NOW WITH EXTRA COPE
THE BACK OF THE BOX

GOOD MORNING. BAD DECISIONS.

The cereal is candlesticks. The mascot has never read an earnings report. Welcome to the breakfast club for financially questionable decisions.

Steal the breakfast memes

Nutrition Facts

Serving size: one questionable portfolio

Daily absurdity 100%
Candlesticks
∞
Financial literacy
0%
Emotional attachment
100%
The nutrition label is a joke. The contract below is real.Stonks fees buy & burn OOPS →

A very serious origin story.

ALL MEMES ↗
Read the chart.
01Read the chart.
Eat the chart.
02Eat the chart.
Become the breakfast.
03Become the breakfast.